Muffin Basket

The type of condom used by guys that have a choad.

Dude you have a choad so use a muffin basket. they wont break on you

by Jake Albrecht January 23, 2009

Basket of fruit

hen you put your balls and dick between your legs

Seen from the front it looks like mangina

Seen from back it looks like a basket of fruit

Who gave Dick Cheney a gun? Ooh No George Buch pertect you basket of fruit!

Bang

Say bye bye to Bush's man hood

by Nicolo May 3, 2006

bread basket

The act of your balls slapping against a girl's backside during intercourse while your penis goes in and out. The baguette and the dinner rolls.

Man, I was going to static cling that girl but my balls got in the way. So instead, we bread basketed all night long.

by MomarVanDerCamp February 28, 2011

eggy in a basket

When an excessive amount of friction, occurring during anal intercourse, is built up inside the anal cavity creating such a unfathomable amount of heat, that one cracks an egg into the backdoor coital hole boiling the egg into a tasty eggy treat.

Sebastian: "Phil, I told you should have used that curry on your cous cous last night."

Phil: "I know, that eggy in a basket sure was bland!"

by egthomps May 27, 2010

basketball

African Jump Ball. negro sport involving a basket, a ball, stupid shoes and squeeking around a court

NBA, a league of negros that engage in african jump ball

by Brandy February 23, 2005

BasketBalls

1. A game in which 3 stoners smoke a bowl, sit on the yellow lines around a basketball goal in a triangular formation. The object of the game is to get the ball without moving from your seat. If the ball is coming towards you, You must grab the ball without leaving your seated position, if you exit the position 1 point is deducted from your score. Everytime you make a goal 1 point is added to your score. You play until one of the players reaches the score 25. Usually you bet bowls on the game. Great Fun, Minimal effort. Quite possibly the best game ever.

Chase:Basketballs, winner receives a bowl from the losers.
SS: Basketballs.

by CallMePeterGriffen December 6, 2009

basketball

a worthless sport- everything is a foul, there is no way to defend against good offense. u can fake a foul, there are no reviewing. refs make terrible calls. no one remembers all the points, let alone even three quarters. maybe the game winner, but that is it. and free throws... they practice all their life and with no one defending you, u cant put the ball in the whole. so much for professional.
KOBE is the greatest, and without the LAKERS the NBA is worthless

-"I can't believe you are watching such a dumb game of basketball. Why don't you try watching a real sport like hockey!"

by real_sports June 16, 2010