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Granola Bars

What you need to have if you're friends with a C2. They allow you to maintain your friendship with them (due to them only wanting to be friends with you because of said granola bars).
Person 1: C2, are you just friends with me because of my granola bars?

C2: Of course not.

Person 1: Ok, good.

C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021
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Bar whore

A basic bitch that goes to the bar to get laid.
Guy 1: wanna go to the Run tonight?
Guy 2: nah, that place is trashy
Guy 1: Nichole the local bar whore will be there.
Guy 2: ok, I need some poon!!!
by Kyky81 March 20, 2019
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swade bar

A very hot man with a large cock that is thick and powerful. He can pleasure any girl in every position making her squirt all over. With every thrust he roars like a sexy man beast....
I had swade bar over last night and I can barley walk today..
by Magmum September 28, 2017
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Watts Bar

A nice lake to visit in Tennessee. A fierce rainy storm comes rolling through literally every day around noon or early afternoon.
Watts bar is a nice lake to visit with clean water. If only it weren't for the daily storms and dearth of marinas, I would visit there all the time. The nuclear power plant nearby is a great place to get work as it's very safe and rarely fails more than a dozen safety inspections annually.
by Bad C dev March 4, 2021
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sniggas bar

by Merica lover March 25, 2021
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Shaker Bar

"Shaker" meaning masturbating, it's secret code for a strip club or "titty" bar.
My husband and his friends went out to the shaker bar tonight.
by Wonder Woman77 September 18, 2013
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Roseanne-Bar

One 10mg Ambien (zolpidem tartrate).

Named for the infamous Roseanne "Ambien made me racist" moment
"It was 2 in the morning and I was ambien tweeting — it was memorial day too — I went 2 far & do not want it defended,"-- Roseanne Barr

*Frantically checks phone history*
Oh God! I accidentally stayed awake after my Ambien last night. God I hope it wasn't a Roseanne-Bar
by SmartAllyPants March 23, 2022
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