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Ball Cramps

To have a cramp begin in either your legs or stomach, eventually the pain spreads to your balls. it feels like being hit in the balls with a sledgehammer.
dammit, dude, i had a leg cramp and it started to spread, and now i have ball cramps!

*passes out from pain*
by PunkRockerJack June 8, 2009
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Cotton Balls

The sqraunched up little kleenex tissues you find in the garbage by the computer used to wipe away any ejaculate that was expelled as a result of wacking off to porn or any online erotica.
Your trash is topped with cotton balls dude, how much porn do you watch?
by bodanglez91 July 7, 2010
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weather ball

a large sphere on top of the citizens bank building in downtown flint michigan, s. saginaw st. to be exact... a local landmark of sorts... it glows, and the color indicates the next day's weather. red= warmer, blue= colder, yellow= the same temp. if it is blinking then it means precipitation.
person 1: did you see the weather ball?
person 2: yeah it was blinking yellow.
person 1: dammit, i hate rain!
by green_eyes April 30, 2006
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lab-ball

A game designed as a mix between physics and baseball, where you have a batter who sits on a roller chair and kicks a tennis ball trying to hit a homerun. You have a pitcher, outfield, hitter, and catcher. Must be played in a physics laboratory.
Mr. Peoples spectated the intense lab-ball game.
by spencer popp November 11, 2005
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ball cushion

used to describe a goatee on a gay man. that area of hair on the chin.
my balls feel good bouncing on bills ball cushion
by stuart duff August 21, 2006
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blog balled

Girls who will only chat you up online and not meet in the real world.
We've chatted online for 3 weeks, she says she likes me, every time I ask her to meet for drinks she says no.

Man, you just got blog balled.
by JaackAce April 21, 2008
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Bare Ball

West Coast Surfing Slang (Los-Angeles) -

To wear shorts or pants without underwear.

Referring to not covering the male testicles.
Crap! I forgot to bring a extra underwear. I guess I'll have to bear ball it.

Or

I hate bare ballin' it just doesn't feel right.
by Kuerno May 23, 2008
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