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Bag of Douches

Matthew, the stud muffin, is a BAG OF DOUCHES!
by MaryMack March 14, 2010
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hemp bag

A usually colorful, woven bag that a stoner keeps his/her pipe in. A lighter and a bag of weed can also be found in a hemp bag.

Dont confuse a hemp bag with a bag of weed. Pot can be stored in the hemp bag, but it is always it's own plastic bag inside the hemp bag.
Hey man, the bowl's beat, I'll put the pipe away. Where's the hemp bag?
by brdd July 29, 2008
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turtleback bag

When a child's bookbag is so full that his\her bag ends up acting like a turtle's shell causing slouching and slow movement.
Billy Jean:Boy Diana sure has a full backpack
Smooth criminal:Yea poor Diana has a turtleback bag
by LEOGEO October 16, 2009
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poon bag

When a woman changes and discards her blood soaked tampon or pad in a public restroom which lacks trash bins, preferably in a park, a bathroom facility on a beach, or porta potty, where the filthy pad or tampon is first mummified; wrapped tight in toilet paper almost symmetrically into a square shaped mini diaper and then abandoned on the floor of the woman's restroom for a janitor or maintenance worker to pick up with a litter picker stick.
Brian: Yo John come quick! I just finished cleaning the women's bathroom and you gotta see this massive blood dripping poon bag that i just popped with my litter picker that was left on the floor of one of the stalls. Its absolutely fucking horrid! Mad skankasaurous rexs' here.

John: Ew yo why can't they ever throw them shits out for real! They really know how to make it nasty up in that bitch. Damn them dirty animals...
by bconti3092 July 31, 2012
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enema bag

The combination of a douchebag and an asshole. Not to be taken lightly.
Kanye acted like a complete enema bag at the VMA's.
by Anonymless November 19, 2010
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Nurry Bag

Ive got an itchy nurry bag
by Diggahbee November 18, 2009
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doggy bag

After discontinuing anal sex, spreading the cheeks while inserting ones balls.
Man, I beat her ass up so good I could've given her a doggy bag.
by 100 Proof July 29, 2008
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