akwardnessishityocity

Having a boner in public.

Spencer had a akwardnessishityocity in class during the Pledge of Allegiance.

by Dannydank0 May 20, 2009

Awkward Salmon

A phrase used to describe an especially awkward moment in a conversation, accompanied by a rapid-slapping of the inner thighs.

She just walked the walk of shame. Awkward Salmon!

by JLambert November 20, 2010

awkwardvagina

Popular British Tumblr user, claims to have cried when McDonalds ran out of Big Macs (reason unknown). Is known for talking to his followers, offering advice and getting involved with helping others when needed. Generally a sound guy, always willing to make himself the butt of a joke if it can make others laugh.

Friend 1: Have you seen this guys blog? He calls himself awkwardvagina...
Friends 2: Yeah, I've been following him for a while, the URL is a definite put off if you don't view the content

by samurite March 14, 2015

Sammies Award

The SAMMIES (Sacramento Area Music Awards) are designed to recognize emerging and popular Sacramento area bands and solo performers, and to illuminate the region's vibrant music scene.
The SAMMIES Awards Ceremony take place in July each year, include a festival, awards & live performances from some of Sacramento's best local musicians.

A Sammie is the Sacramento Area Music Award.

"Who won the Sammies Award for 2009?"

"I'm not sure if I remember all of em but I think the Readers’ Choice Winners were:

Outstanding Emcee
Random Abiladeze

Outstanding Hip-hop Producer
Jaesynth

Outstanding Hip-hop/Rap
Righteous Movement

Outstanding Turntablist
DJ Epik

Outstanding Singer-Songwriter
Be Brave Bold Robot

Outstanding Country/Americana/Folk
Light Rail

Outstanding Jazz/Blues/Latin
Ross Hammond

Outstanding Electronica
Tha Fruitbat

Outstanding Experimental
Mom

Outstanding Hard Rock/Metal
Man Automatic

Outstanding Hard Rock/Metal
Prieta

Outstanding Punk/Hardcore
Final Summation

Outstanding Indie
The New Humans

Outstanding Pop
Agent Ribbons

Outstanding Rock
MC Rut

Outstanding Release/Album
MC Rut

Outstanding Reggae/Ska/Funk/Jam
Arden Park Roots

Outstanding Sacramento Band
MC Rut

Outstanding Teen Band
Red Wire Army"

"For somebody who ain't sure, you gotta friggin photographic memory"

"Yeah & I remember what your Mom's fupa looks like too!"

by The Skurge August 20, 2009

The Fin Dogg Award

Any YTwho is being a hoe, scank, slut, or whore. Also any girl who is a homewrecker

If some girl comes over to your house and shows full frontal, while shes sober, to you and all of your friends just because you tell her that she will not get a ride home otherwise.

"Hey looks like she just won the Fin Dogg Award"

by a;lsefkj January 25, 2007

nacho hat award

The ultimate meaningless award given to someone for doing absolutely nothing remarkable.

He'll be given the nacho hat award for lack of any other recognition available.

by Pengal June 2, 2008

awkwardyze

1. to make shit as strange and uncomfortable as humanly possible.

2. a homosexual advance that puts a person in an usual predictament, normally a fight ensues.

when Keller was all on my dick, when I made it ABUNDANTLY clear, I was spitting game to Evalina.

by AVIREZ May 13, 2005