backstabbing asshole

People who pretend to be your friend but fuck you in the ass when you aren't around

Jennifer Perry is not actually my friend, in fact she is a backstabbing asshole.

by jigglestheclown September 03, 2015

asshole privileges

The right to sarcastic, mean, and/or rude comments every once in a while. Everyone has them but you cant abuse them

Person 1: "Wow, you fucked that up. You're so stupid!"
Person 2: "Dude, don't abuse your asshole privileges."
Person 1: "Yeah you're right, I have been kind of mean today. Sorry."

by zo101 December 03, 2012

french asshole

Vagina

The other night, I did Celeste in the old French asshole.

by Frenchy McFrenchFuck January 04, 2019

temporary asshole

A motorcyclist who chooses to "harass" other motorists by riding recklessly, doing stoppies and wheelies on heavily travelled roads, and riding way too fast for the conditions. The rider rarely wears any protection other than a helmet (where required). This is done simply to show off and has great potential to result in a dead, or temporary, motorcyclist. See also squid.

Now that the weather is good, there are temporary assholes riding wheelies all over the place.

by jerdez26 June 08, 2006

tight as assholes

Someone who does not want to spend money

Craig will not pay for a beer because he is tight as assholes

by Dlarmstrong December 13, 2017

Asshole McDick

someone who is being a major asshole or a major douche bag.

Michael: Hey Dalton, me and Ethan are gonna be lifeguards while you play pool.

Dalton: WOW! shut up Asshole McDick!

by Tilly 2 Illy July 01, 2011

What an asshole...

1. In the context of a conversation:
a)A way of commenting that a third party is an asshole
b)An under-the-breath muttering in response to some offense, essentially a roundabout way of calling the offender an "asshole." Can be used seriously or for humor.
2. In the context of a single party speaking: A way of recognizing that the previous comments made were insensitive.

Allan:...and then Kareem punched me in the balls
Nish: what an asshole...

Kareem: Oh shit, I just spilled coffee on your laptop
Allan: What an asshole...

Kareem: Your relationship is doomed to fail
Vaishnavi: What an asshole...

Kareem: I'm sorry.. I couldn't hold it in...
Natsuki: What an asshole...

Kareem: ...but then I slapped her. What an asshole.

by aznhazmat February 01, 2009