When someone gets their spit and mucus and they inject into their relatives but then they fish all of it out with their tongue
by Player69420 May 7, 2019

by Ihooplol March 28, 2021

APS:
Angry Pretend Sleeper
An Angry Pretend Sleeper is someone who is attempting to and indeed pretending to sleep whilst a group of people are carrying in a social fashion and at a disruptive volume in the same room as or near to this person. In such a situation, the APS pretends to be asleep so as not to be perceived as a "party pooper", but is all the while exhausted, exasperated, and fuming, feeling increasingly bitter resentment towards those depriving them of rest. Eventually the APS will fall asleep out of pure mental and emotional exhaustion, but not before angrily and involuntarily eavesdropping on any number of pointless, unfunny drunken proclamations.
Angry Pretend Sleeper
An Angry Pretend Sleeper is someone who is attempting to and indeed pretending to sleep whilst a group of people are carrying in a social fashion and at a disruptive volume in the same room as or near to this person. In such a situation, the APS pretends to be asleep so as not to be perceived as a "party pooper", but is all the while exhausted, exasperated, and fuming, feeling increasingly bitter resentment towards those depriving them of rest. Eventually the APS will fall asleep out of pure mental and emotional exhaustion, but not before angrily and involuntarily eavesdropping on any number of pointless, unfunny drunken proclamations.
After noisily fiddling with the door lock for five minutes, the fellas finally burst into the living room back at the house, where they proceeded to have a nightcap and another hour or two of pleasant conversation and storytelling. About ten minutes in, the gentlemen realized that their friend and cohort Corey was sleeping on an air mattress a few feet away. Nevertheless, they continued their jovial gathering, as Corey quickly transitioned into full APS mode, never once breaking character.
by Josuv May 27, 2013

by Oski_parkour February 20, 2024

"My friend Levi called me a cross-ribbed ape watcher."
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"
by yourpseudonym5675 December 4, 2022

Some racist nigga: Ew! There’s so many apes in this diner, I thought there was no blacks allowed!
Four apes: Whatchu said nigga? Jump his ass!
Four apes: Whatchu said nigga? Jump his ass!
by skippr.requiem on tiktok November 28, 2021

An absolute craphole that you should never send your child to in bristol. This is because of overpriced and undercooked food and most of the teachers are arses.
" Hey Bill where are you sending your kid for secondary"
" oh just Ashton park school (APS).
"NO just don't ".
" oh just Ashton park school (APS).
"NO just don't ".
by Joshthegamergod October 24, 2022
