Ape Iron

Ape Iron is a very overused and versatile term and as such has many definitions:

(a) The salacious sexual act of having an absurdly sharp metal item inserted into any lower orifice

(b)Incredibly hairy junk, when the bush engulfs the penis whilst it is hard as iron

(c) A very hairy flamboyantly gay Canadian iron worker, resembles Cro-Magnum
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(d) also very hairy Rons

(e) A very hardworking hippie that works in the Albertan Oil Sands

Ex: Want to go hunt some fags down at the queer bar?

nah its a bunch of Bears and Apeirons( Ape-Rons)

Ex: I have trouble walking because of my experience with Ape Irons

by HapyCampr August 25, 2018

Ap

cutest ever, my soulmate, the absolute love of my life.

His charm is too extreme to resist, he's such an Ap!

by pretentiousass November 24, 2021

APS

Anus Penetration System

Your mother likes APS.

by MegaCZE October 9, 2017

gold ape

Someone who is a energetic and happy person although they have a lack of knowledge on most all topics

He just failed his test but he's still so happy he really is a gold ape

by Golden ape September 3, 2019

Ape-Fucker

A slur against people who own one or more nft’s

“Did you see bob’s new nft?”
“Another one? He’s such an ape-fucker”

by pugman17 May 26, 2022

ape

in *volleyball legends*, apeing is when you spike the ball way too much and dont let anyone else hit it.

"stop being a ape and let me set"

by senpaisosugoi June 22, 2025

ap

The most useless Sri Lankan man in existence, he faps to the most gayest shit on this planet a disgrace to his royal lineage
ap more like poopy
it is also used to describe a disgraceful act commited by a man

yoo i heard that you commited the worst ap a man could ever do?

by anonymous November 22, 2021