Attack Rows

Lines of increasing baldness on either side of the scalp. As they advance like the Red Army through eastern Germany, the only life left behind are a few wispy stragglers.

I was worried about my hair thinning, then I saw John's attack rows.

by Rob Rabies March 16, 2010

isle attack

When a group of four or more teenagers form a line that persistantly walks up and down the centre isle in a passenger train-obstensibly to look for seats, however, they would only consider having an totally empty set of four seats for themselves, any other permutation is rejected, hence the continuous walking up and down. Lads will do it to see what girls are aboard, ditto girls for lads. They will often swear loudly and needlessly, especially if they are looking for confrontation, as they will immediately attack anyone -verbally usually- who objects. The whole scenario is therefore often done to threaten and intimidate other passengers and is an exercise in amusement as much a practical one.

"Lets isle attack this train, there are plenty of nerds on board to worry"

by Old Shuck June 20, 2006

Sack Attack

When your balls visibally slip out (the balls version of a "Nip Slip")

Dave's shorts were so short today that he had a sack attack

by Katyab February 26, 2017

Mike Attack

When someone freaks out over something that it completely fucked up.

Micheal had a Mike Attack while shitting on Cams dick.

by Fartsinacho August 29, 2010

Euphoric Attack

Whenever you get turned on or become so happy/aroused that you can’t breathe to the point where it feels like a panic attack

When Ryan admitted that he like Michelle back, she had a euphoric attack.

by Issey_Rain March 20, 2022

shark attacking

“Shark Attacking” involves a nude, sexually-excited man bending over backwards on all fours and walking around with his dorsal fin gliding through the air. There’s no payoff. He’s just a shark now. (Making noises is recommended to enhance the fun. Can be done alone, but preferably in the presence of a partner.)

Dude you should try "shark attacking" it will spice up your sex life, or at least make your girlfriend laugh.

by Sodabutton May 17, 2014

sexual attacker

A person, usually a male , who comes at you aggressively ina sexual way and touches you or rapes you

Vanessa: Come here little girl!
Cynthia: no! Help!
Paulina: let her go! I am going to report you as a sexual attacker!

by Paul44 December 15, 2013