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asshole pisser

One who urinates out of their rectum resulting in a wet spot on the back of their jeans.

Instead of letting someone become an asshole pisser, you should direct them to the pissery.
"Did you see the stain on the back of that guy's jeans?"

"Yeah, He must be an asshole pisser."
by zdad October 23, 2009
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asshole-dent

generally referring to car accidents; or fender benders.

An accident caused by an asshole not paying attention and rearending you.
I was just in an asshole-dent. The guy behind me was texting and driving, and rearended me. He should have been paying attention to the road and not his phone. Stupid asshole!
by Dr. Ater November 10, 2011
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asshole radio

When you are depressed and you turn on the radio to make yourself happy with music. But instead the radio plays just the right song to make you more depressed than you were before.
Brent just got dumped by Roxanne so he went out to his car to chill out and turned on the radio but it started playing "1 is the loneliest number" Asshole Radio
by TheWhiteBowser October 11, 2016
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Asshole/Dick

Wow Josh and Ashtyn are real assholes/dicks
Asshole/Dick
by A random dumbass with no life January 16, 2019
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Asshole Freak

Guys that are obsessed with anal sex and get to hard for that poop hole lol and become freaks sweating with a loud heart beat for that ass and can totally change when there turned on as a Asshole Freak
Dude Jason Quist is a total asshole freak I don't think I want to go to homecoming with Shrek Jason Quist
by The Gods and Goddesses November 20, 2019
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asshole growl

When cutting a fart sounds like a dogs growl.
I was so glad the dog was sleeping with my wife and I because when I had a asshole growl I was able to blame it on the dog. When the stink came he gat the blame for that also.
by jimmybomm October 5, 2020
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Asshole ๐Ÿ˜› flicker

Last night I made up the asshole ๐Ÿ˜› flicker
by Big dick dangler April 18, 2023
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