by Frenchy McFrenchFuck January 04, 2019
After a group partakes in the consumption of marjiuana, the first one to make a 'high mistake' is therein dubbed a "High Asshole". It also may be refered to as "High Asshole of the Day", in which case a reward or trophy may be given, either physical or through the act of a 'high-five'.
There is no limit to the number of "High Asshole"s a group may have, it's just not funny when there's more than one. The group member dubbed a "High Asshole" may change depending upon who makes the worst 'high mistake'. A 'high mistake' is anything a typical clumsy high kid will do such as forget something or drive like an idiot.
Once someone is dubbed a "High Asshole", they are only named so until everyone in the group is sober, or until someone else in the group makes a worse 'high mistake'.
There is no limit to the number of "High Asshole"s a group may have, it's just not funny when there's more than one. The group member dubbed a "High Asshole" may change depending upon who makes the worst 'high mistake'. A 'high mistake' is anything a typical clumsy high kid will do such as forget something or drive like an idiot.
Once someone is dubbed a "High Asshole", they are only named so until everyone in the group is sober, or until someone else in the group makes a worse 'high mistake'.
by Ali Meeli December 17, 2010
People who pretend to be your friend but fuck you in the ass when you aren't around
by jigglestheclown September 03, 2015
by Dlarmstrong December 13, 2017
A motorcyclist who chooses to "harass" other motorists by riding recklessly, doing stoppies and wheelies on heavily travelled roads, and riding way too fast for the conditions. The rider rarely wears any protection other than a helmet (where required). This is done simply to show off and has great potential to result in a dead, or temporary, motorcyclist. See also squid.
by jerdez26 June 08, 2006
Michael: Hey Dalton, me and Ethan are gonna be lifeguards while you play pool.
Dalton: WOW! shut up Asshole McDick!
Dalton: WOW! shut up Asshole McDick!
by Tilly 2 Illy July 01, 2011
1. In the context of a conversation:
a)A way of commenting that a third party is an asshole
b)An under-the-breath muttering in response to some offense, essentially a roundabout way of calling the offender an "asshole." Can be used seriously or for humor.
2. In the context of a single party speaking: A way of recognizing that the previous comments made were insensitive.
a)A way of commenting that a third party is an asshole
b)An under-the-breath muttering in response to some offense, essentially a roundabout way of calling the offender an "asshole." Can be used seriously or for humor.
2. In the context of a single party speaking: A way of recognizing that the previous comments made were insensitive.
Allan:...and then Kareem punched me in the balls
Nish: what an asshole...
Kareem: Oh shit, I just spilled coffee on your laptop
Allan: What an asshole...
Kareem: Your relationship is doomed to fail
Vaishnavi: What an asshole...
Kareem: I'm sorry.. I couldn't hold it in...
Natsuki: What an asshole...
Kareem: ...but then I slapped her. What an asshole.
Nish: what an asshole...
Kareem: Oh shit, I just spilled coffee on your laptop
Allan: What an asshole...
Kareem: Your relationship is doomed to fail
Vaishnavi: What an asshole...
Kareem: I'm sorry.. I couldn't hold it in...
Natsuki: What an asshole...
Kareem: ...but then I slapped her. What an asshole.
by aznhazmat February 01, 2009