when a shit burns your ass
by overdosed turtle June 27, 2018
Get the lemon shit mug."shitting on the cock" means you disappointed someone by failing to fulfill the hopes they had for you. It is usually used between friends to make fun of each other.
it comes from the brazilian expression "cagar no pau".
it comes from the brazilian expression "cagar no pau".
-"I spent the whole night wingmaning for my friend Matt "Semen" and had to entertain his crush's friend for hours and he still lost her to a random guy in the club... I'm tired of him always shitting on the cock like that"
-"I know... I've grown used to it by now"
-"I know... I've grown used to it by now"
by djonikinghand May 5, 2019
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Get the Brain shit mug.The opposite of "The cream rises". A saying used to denote that people in positions of power often got where they are through corruption and do not deserve the advantages they have
by D Flawless October 16, 2020
Get the shit floats mug.1. Fart, passing gas, flatulence.
2. Smelly air bubble produced from your booty pipe.
3. Angelic music being played from your bum hole.
2. Smelly air bubble produced from your booty pipe.
3. Angelic music being played from your bum hole.
Person 1 "Do you smell that? Gah, did you fart? It smells awful!"
Person 2 "No" Busts out laughing because their lying and can't keep a straight face. While laughing they let out another fart.
Person 1 "Eww, you farted again! I can feel it on my face! It's like a poof of shit man!"
Person 2 "No" Busts out laughing because their lying and can't keep a straight face. While laughing they let out another fart.
Person 1 "Eww, you farted again! I can feel it on my face! It's like a poof of shit man!"
by Beeboobop October 22, 2012
Get the Poof of shit mug.my kinds of shit:
worm shit;
simular to the snake charmer shit, is long and thin
the "oh god" shit;
the kind of shit were you shit and you think theres more but no more comes out
the heavy lifting shit;
the kind of shit were you shit when you lift up heavy items
the "wet rectum" shit;
simular to the wet cheeks shit
the shit were its so massive you spread your legs far apart to make sure you dont get any on your cheeks, and comes out so fast water splashes up to your rectum
worm shit;
simular to the snake charmer shit, is long and thin
the "oh god" shit;
the kind of shit were you shit and you think theres more but no more comes out
the heavy lifting shit;
the kind of shit were you shit when you lift up heavy items
the "wet rectum" shit;
simular to the wet cheeks shit
the shit were its so massive you spread your legs far apart to make sure you dont get any on your cheeks, and comes out so fast water splashes up to your rectum
by redninja141 December 30, 2009
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