first ape

One who is "in the know" of cutting edge fashion and pretrends. individual dresses "ridiculous", "alien","ludacris" to others however they know they really are pulled-together and look better than everyone else. They are not materialistic, they are artists. Collectors of pieces to masterful wardrobes. 4 months later you see said ridiculous clothes on the shelves of Gadzooks or FOREVER 21 or whatever wishy washy store they choose

Kristen: "What is she wearing?"
Steph: "Eww"

Gia: "I'm not deaf, i'm first ape, BITCHES"

by m. n. November 13, 2007

AP

King of Owls

Her AP

by GoobeMunde September 6, 2017

Ape shitted on

When someone goes ape shit mode on another person as a means of sexual assault

My daughter got ape shitted on and killed herself.

by Terrence Williams September 24, 2019

Apeing

A word used by HR's who are hosting a deployment or tryout in a clan for a lego game called combat warriors, the meaning is the same actions as what apes do, fucking around and being dumb creatures

Ant: "Stop apeing around or and do a damn wedge"
Attendees: "..."

by Heresy >:) November 20, 2021

Ape

A Norwegian 18 year old southerner with an abnormal boring video game addiction, and mediocre luck

Hey, you're an ape

How dare you call me a Norwegian Southerner? I am a real Norwegian, in the north!

by Ktoree June 18, 2022

AP

Associated Pedophiles

Where will the AP go now that Trump forced the shut down of Jeffrey Epstein's Island???

by Objective-Reason Daddy September 22, 2023

AP

Holy fuck this dude knows how to party. Whether it’s mucking barn or suckin titty, this guy gets chicks. And nose beers?? C’MON BABY!! Invented em.

Holy fuck that shop vac looks like AP. Looked about 6’5”. Schneefing drywall all day. THE FUTTIN MAN

by Mintychockybicky November 23, 2021