Alex

A dickhead kind of friend. The one that follows you around because your his only friend the kind to not care if a girl is lesbian and to still ask her out. Yeah that’s right Alex you better be reading this bitch. The kind to talk shit about all of his only friends behind there back. The kind to organise a catfish against his best friend ‘as a joke.’ The big dick you thought you where gonna be best friends with forever. The one who ruins your birthday party because he can’t stand not being the centre of attention. He can’t stand not listening to his own shitty new music like XXXTENTACLES or not playing the games he wants to.

ALEX is a big jerk with a tiny dick.

by TOMMY_is_big_cool August 4, 2019

Alex

Alex is a gay nigga who likes eating dick and eats hairy anus

"I like black cock because I'm Alex"

by Dickindog69 August 11, 2019

Alex

freakin dork, dweeb. hes cool i guess.

"who is that lameo over there?"
"oh thats Alex"

by alexsuxlol September 17, 2017

Alex

Alex is an absolute asshole and needs to play cricket

Captain: Are you playing?
Alex: Oh nah my hammy is sore

by Carrot10 October 9, 2017

Alex

Good at talking shit, Bad in FIFA.

Damn i just pulled an Alex.. let's go for a rematch!

by Parti1234 April 27, 2017

alex

Alex is a terribly basic dude on the outside. He seems sweet but when he doesn't get his way he will throw you under the bus as hard as his tiny scrawny arms can through you. He is also crusty.

Girl don't get with him that boy is such an alex. That boy will never get booty.

by Jenny betch November 8, 2017

Alex

a dumbass who asks for nudes in grade 8

woah dude dont be an Alex

by big dick william October 24, 2019