When someone is giving a rusty trombone or rim job and accidentally brushes a prairie dog with their tongue
by NotGarysFriend November 2, 2013
Get the torpedo tailmug. When you shit yourself while riding your bicycle, and said shit hits your back tire then sprays upwards leaving a rooster tail pattern of shit up your back.
I had a greasy breakfast before that long bike ride which led to a Pooster-Tail. I feel bad for the guy behind me...
by Mitch_GK August 27, 2022
Get the Pooster-Tailmug. by Colietrent October 21, 2015
Get the Brushing tailsmug. Tails, or Miles “Tails” Prower, is a two-tailed fox who is Sonic’s best friend and sidekick.
iles Prower (マイルス・パウアー Mairusu Pauā?), better known as Tails (テイルス Teirusu?), is a fictional character that appears in the Sonic the Hedgehog series. He is an anthropomorphic fox born with two distinct twin-tails, hence his nickname. Due to his abnormality, Tails was a victim to bullying during his youth. One day, however, he met Sonic the Hedgehog and was inspired to become as cool as him after seeing him run like the wind. Tails soon after began following Sonic on his adventures and has since become his best friend and sidekick. He is able to use his twin-tails to fly by rotating them like helicopter rotors and is a mechanic genius and aerial pilot.
A gentle and sweet-natured soul, Tails was initially timid and lacked courage. After meeting Sonic, however, Tails has become more confident, eventually growing into a more outgoing, brave, independent individual and a hero in his own right. Since encountering Sonic, Tails has looked up to him and stood by his side, helping him whenever he can during their adventures.
iles Prower (マイルス・パウアー Mairusu Pauā?), better known as Tails (テイルス Teirusu?), is a fictional character that appears in the Sonic the Hedgehog series. He is an anthropomorphic fox born with two distinct twin-tails, hence his nickname. Due to his abnormality, Tails was a victim to bullying during his youth. One day, however, he met Sonic the Hedgehog and was inspired to become as cool as him after seeing him run like the wind. Tails soon after began following Sonic on his adventures and has since become his best friend and sidekick. He is able to use his twin-tails to fly by rotating them like helicopter rotors and is a mechanic genius and aerial pilot.
A gentle and sweet-natured soul, Tails was initially timid and lacked courage. After meeting Sonic, however, Tails has become more confident, eventually growing into a more outgoing, brave, independent individual and a hero in his own right. Since encountering Sonic, Tails has looked up to him and stood by his side, helping him whenever he can during their adventures.
I've changed a lot since I've started hanging with Sonic, but I can't depend on him forever. I know I can do this by myself!
— Miles "Tails" Prower, Sonic Adventure
— Miles "Tails" Prower, Sonic Adventure
by JToH Anonymous March 19, 2022
Get the Tailsmug. Claiming you have had COVID-19 based on being around or in close contact with a person who’s had COVID-19 to reap the financial and emotional benefits.
Oh Steven? His wife Sally had COVID-19... he’s just riding her covid coat-tails to try to make her buy him things and feel for him. He’s a douche
by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021
Get the Covid Coat-tailsmug. When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.
True story
True story
I spun around and felt a cold smack on my buttcheek. I looked down in horror as i saw a trail of poop water thanks to my tail of tears.
by Dionysusaur June 22, 2021
Get the Tail of Tearsmug. by Rooster master January 30, 2017
Get the Roster tailingmug.