The action of inserting Wall's sausages into the anal cavity and screaming 'WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY' whilst cluelessy trying to maintain control of a country.
E.g. Last night was fucking mental first we went for a cheeky nandos - there was me Nick C and Big Ozzy - but after it we didn't quite feel as though we had hit the 'cheeky' spot, so we thought 'fuck it round 2 - spoons' had a fucking mental time, downed a few quick bezzies before heading home, getting on our best suits, briefcases and hitting the town. Was a mental night, we all got shit faced, tashed on with some fit birds with massive knockers before heading home cos me airmax were fucked. On the way home we grabbed a bite at the butchers, don't ask why it was open but it fucking was, so we thought fuck it, giz 6 of your biggest sausages lad. The butcher pulled put some massive porkies I said 'aye, they're fucking smashing them' before paying £5.26 heading home to number 10, pulling out the sausages from my briefcase and pig pogging the sausages, was fucking ace. Then I woke up next day absolutely smashed and peniless and thought, fuck it, let's increase some taxes and my wages whilst everyone is struggling so me and my boys can pig pog some more. I fucking love being a pig pogger.
by Brutal McSavage January 11, 2016

Hiding in a large piece of antique furniture so you can jerk off to the noises your mother makes when she's fucking the family dog
by The Gorgon June 6, 2015

When a womans jeans are too low and her G-String is popping out of the top. Must be a g-string as the tension from the crack and top of the jeans creates as strangling effect on the G-String.
Brian: "wow, did you see Totti's G-banger at lunch today"
Jermain: "yeah man, she was strangling the pig that hard, how could anyone miss it?"
Jermain: "yeah man, she was strangling the pig that hard, how could anyone miss it?"
by drizzle87 August 9, 2013

A pig with fat fucking Dad that soon's dies of cancer, Peppa is a inquisitive little piece of shit. Peppa is the type of sister that tells her younger brother he is adopted. And always causes bad luck.
Dog: Why is she such a brat
Cat: dont you know, it's that disgusting pig that jumps in muddy puddles named Peppa Pig!
Cat: dont you know, it's that disgusting pig that jumps in muddy puddles named Peppa Pig!
by cooldude515 August 21, 2020

by Edogg August 29, 2017

by Fillip mahole November 6, 2021
