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liplock on a fuckstick 

to lock your lips on a f u c k s t i c k. suck dick
liplock on a fuckstick by 93108 January 28, 2003

Wanna be a Fuckboy but can't 

A guy who dying to lick the clit but can't cause he don't got the pull and is that doot.
Matt wanna be a Fuckboy but can't

get a fucking life

A phrase aimed at an individual who lives a pathetic, piss poor existence and who is often caught at trying to cheat someone out of his/her happiness. Often shouted within earshot of said individual to make the point that they are just a fucking loser.

Christ On A Fucking Bike 

Christ on a Bike, but in Spades.

(But only used as an epithet of outrage and frustration)
"Christ on a fucking bike."
(Accompanied with pen being physically hurled across the desk)

"This idiot's complaining the report's 'different from' the last time they ran it. What do they do when they get a bank statement? Ring up Barclays' and say 'this statement's different from the one you sent me last June?"

A Fucking Ninja 

the act of someone being a ninja and is really good at it
Josh: how did you do that ?
mitchell: cos i'm "A Fucking Ninja"
A Fucking Ninja by mytch May 5, 2007