Blood Snake

A slang term for the male erection

I'll tell you what, she charmed by blood snake that night

by dogboy69 May 5, 2020

gluey snakes

When the poop comes out like a snake covered in glue. Often times extending the poop time by as much as three fold. The clean up is much much longer often times requiring a half a roll of toilet paper.

“Pat are you done shitting yet?” “ not yet Josh I’m in the middle of some gluey snakes”

by Topstermarv March 17, 2022

ornamental snake

A man's penis that is meant to be admired from afar for either its size, beauty or both. Not to be touched at any cost.

As Ruth entered the dimly lit bar she at once got the overpowering notion that this was a place where the ornamental snake thrived.....

by Marteau December 14, 2015

Hitting Snakes

The art of masturbating usually performed in the shower

Boy 1. How was your Shower?
Boy 2. Iwas hitting snakes! it was mean :)

by Henzzzzzzzzzzz August 15, 2012

death by snakes

A method of killing hated comedians. Involves kidnapping a hated comedian and trapping them in a glass cube with an endless supply of angry/hungry cobras.

I heard that death by snakes is a nice way to go at this time of year.

by annoying sadist July 22, 2014

Snake pitt

That mate who always dogs you, his house is named the snake pitt

Troy's house is the snake Pitt

by Tehteh___ August 30, 2018

Snake hunt

Being on the prowl for men/looking for dick

Want to go snake hunting this weekend?

by Misstrish March 29, 2022