sus monster

a guy who rizzes a girl in a really odd, awkward and irregular way; an awkward and spooky charecter; creature like person

My friends lover is such a sus monster.

by papapoopiesmurf10 November 20, 2022

Penis Monster

This is a man who likes to show himself on the website chat roulette. He is often seen by himself. They are generally scary, and can get their kicks no other way.

Person A: So I went on chat roulette for an hour last night...

Person B: Yeah, was it fun?

Person A: No...I kept a tally. I was on for 1 hour, and I got 10 penis monsters, 2 naked women, and 3 French guys.

by Alienne March 24, 2010

minge monster

Small creature that lives in the minge and can often lead to STDs or bite your boaby off when entering the minge

1.Oh my god that girl I had last night had a huge minge monster in her cunt, I better go get checked out

2. I lost my boaby last night to a minge monster

by Kieren and Grae June 26, 2006

Sleep Monster

The SOB who comes in while your working/pooping/eating to make you fall asleep it is possiable to fight off sleep monster

I was sitting at my desk looking at my reports and the sleep monster snuck in and beat my ass

by Grant Fisher October 5, 2005

Snuggle Monster

When you are dubbling up in a bed with another guy due to a lack of available beds (ie: Hockey Trouneys) and one guy decides to cuddle the other guy while sleeping. Usually this is non consensual and could be considered a light form of man rape.

Man, T-Bone was a real Snuggle Monster last night. I woke up and he had his arm around me and his tongue in my ear.

by Big Big - L February 3, 2009

closet monster

a person of homosexual tendancies, but does not tell anyone for a long time. They spend a long time "in the closet" thus making them a closet monster.

guy 1: "man did you hear? Lance Bass finally admitted he was gay"

guy 2: "yeah it's about time, that fag was such a closet monster."

by Ryan July 27, 2006

poopie monster

poopie face mixed with cookie monster = poopie monster
may also be called a cookie face!

bob:ugh stupid poopie monster!!

by Quinnyy!! March 3, 2008