The act of waking your partner with oral sex in the morning. Complementary to downstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.
by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017
Get the upstairs breakfast in bedmug. 1. To underestimate the competition and get savagely beaten very, very badly by Bob B. in Fantasy Football.
2. Bent over backwards
2. Bent over backwards
Ryan – I’m playing the rookie Bob B. this week in The Dad League. Guaranteed win, Dude!
Jonny- Yo! Real talk, you betta check yo self. I just got B-O-Bed in week 1.
Jonny- Yo! Real talk, you betta check yo self. I just got B-O-Bed in week 1.
by Prolonging the Magic September 18, 2019
Get the B-O-Bedmug. The dried up remnants from the fluids produced from vaginal intercourse. The "Italian Bed Crumbs" remain on the bed from thrust-born friction, which dries the fluids into crusty 'unwanted' morsels.
Hey babe, It's your turn to wipe the Italian Bed Crumbs, I did it last time! You know I hate sleeping with all that stuff in the bed.
by Captain_D1077 May 5, 2023
Get the Italian Bed Crumbsmug. An annual tradition, where one attempts to go through all of September without pissing the bed. If completed successfully, mommy will buy us chicky nuggies
Guy 1: Hey man, I totally failed No Piss the Bed September last night
Guy 2: Oh no! Mommy won’t buy you chicky nuggies now!
Guy 2: Oh no! Mommy won’t buy you chicky nuggies now!
by garnfeld October 6, 2020
Get the No Piss The Bed Septembermug. by gshsbushsha July 2, 2016
Get the outta my bedmug. by Smigs February 6, 2007
Get the bed bath and beyondmug. put this puppy to bed is what a guy does when he fucks another dude in his asshole and has a cum-gasm and then leaves his tumescent cock in the guy's butt-hole and goes to sleep.
by USAF Cadet August 3, 2021
Get the put this puppy to bedmug.