so sans serif

Something that's plain, boring and old

Have you tried that new burger joint?
So sans serif man

by vikles May 13, 2021

San Francisco Tuesday

When a man secretly receives oral sex during a business video conference call before 8am local time

I was feeling romantic so I didn’t let my early morning conference call stop me from a San Francisco Tuesday.

by All Bets Hedged June 11, 2021

san antonio smorgasboard

A sexual act when someone shits on your chest, then pisses on it, and then finishes by busting a nut on it. Similar to the Cleveland steamer, but much messier

Jessica thought Ralph was going to deliver a clevland steamer, but to her surprise it was a San antonio smorgasboard

by Perve and swerve January 7, 2018

San Francisco Apology

The sexual act of one man jerking off another man as a form of an apology. Sometimes more than two men are involved and multiple sessions may be required.

I got in a fight with my bro last night but I made it up to him with a San Francisco apology this morning.

by J Hammer esq. October 6, 2019

San Fran Steamer

Taking a public shit in a public place with no repercussions

Im going to take a San Fran Steamer On Pelosi's driveway.

by Reverend Paul Jones December 8, 2020

san francisco rumbler

When you vibrate your hand some intense on a girl's vagina it's like a god damn earthquake.

"I was with Sally last night and I gave her the San Francisco Rumbler"

by TeTHEREDWINGS November 16, 2015

San Jose Mullet

An individual that has a mullet, believes it's in style, and regularly gets it permed.

Have you seen the chief? She's always had a San Jose Mullet.

by Soldier309 June 16, 2016