go markus yourself

Never update your PC/phone's software ever again. Similar to "go f*ck yourself".

Steve: The emoji's in iOS 14 are terrible!
Andy: Go markus yourself

by LousyPotato May 29, 2021

do it to yourself

jackin
beatin
masturbation

do it to yourself- peeling a carrot beating meat like it owe you money

been doing it to myself since 97
Rodger was mad about his girl fronting so he just did it to himself and busted in her shampoo

Harry did it to himself and was caught by his sister she screamed and told him he was going to hell.

by m@rs September 19, 2022

go blank yourself!

An euphemistic way of telling someone to go fuck themselves.

Kyle Lowry: *Flies through the air and lands hard on Mark Stevens*
Mark Stevens: Go blank yourself!

by Zweifler June 6, 2019

Narcing yourself out

Making a big deal out of saying you definitely didn’t do something or have to do with something, therefore inadvertently revealing your culpability. See: the 11 House Republicans who sent a long letter to telecoms threatening legal action if their phone records get released to the House Select Committee investigating the January 6th Attack on the US Capitol, even though they totally had nothing to do with it, you’re not going to find anything anyway.

Lauren and Matt, you need to stop telling everyone you didn’t have anything to do with the big plan, you’re narcing yourself out!

by MrFahrenheitMF September 6, 2021

Change the world by changing yourself

Changing myself doesn't change the world it just allows others to change the world in my stead. Seeing a lot of fat politicians and billionaires of there... They didn't have to do any of that...

Hym "Apparently, they just have to steal ideas from people like me (and actual and literal genius). They didn't have to 'change the world by changing yourself.' That isn't a real thing. 'Thought killing cliché' is what that is called. I changed the world by creating Turing test passing A.I. with my staunch unwillingness to change and my brilliant mind. So no... Not a thing. What he needs to change is that derp-chin of his. They got something you can inject now so... Fix your derp-chin!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

crumb yourself out

Settle for less than you deserve. Date a scrub or loser..

Girl you gonna crumb yourself out dating that scrub. You can do better than that.

by Paypaid July 6, 2019

ruined yourself

Whereby you say or act in a way that would be deemed embarrassing by another person or make an idiot of yourself

"You ruined yourself earlier when you asked where Jade was, she was sacked over a year ago"

by Michael Wordson March 11, 2024