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Big Long Schlong Club

An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."

The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.

As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.
"Hey Trish have you heard?"

"Heard what chad?"

"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."

"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"
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Big bazooka back

"rah sunnys got a big bazooka back"
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Big Bro

Your friend thats Older,Bigger,richer, than you
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#BIG OL TITITIES

LOOK AT THESE #BIG OL TITITIES
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Big Dick Supremacist

Why do I hate women? The same reason people hate White Supremacists. They believe a group of people (Small Dicks) are inherently inferior to another group of people (Big Dicks) based on an immutable quality. Sure, they may say that there is nothing wrong with small dicks but it's always followed up by "I just prefer big dicks". Kind of like how a a homophobe would say "There is nothing wrong with gay people but I just don't want them throwing it in my face". Therefore, being a Misogynist is just being Anti- Big Dick Supremacist.
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Big sis present

AirPods are what big sisters deserve ,they NEED airpods
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big roll

when you eat too many twinkies before a swim season
That guy Andy over there has a big roll. He might not swim as fast.
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