cock and ball torture consists of putting your balls inside a toaster,blender (i did that one it feels good),etc you should try it :3
by Miles Morales dady November 15, 2023

Based on a constant erection and given the length and girth. Be careful rounding corners, in your house, or any place of business, as you will put holes in the sheetrock and constantly knock over table lamps. It is recommended, by every doctor in america. To not get too close to the Lord of the Cocks, as he will cause bodily harm. It is recommended by doctors in America, that women protect all orifices when in the presence of the Lord of the Cocks. Fyi, the Lord of the Cocks can and will fuck 20 women at a time. May the Lord of the cocks be in you.
by Lord of the Cocks July 16, 2024

The idea of grabbing someone's cock (preferably a strangers) filling your mouth with a mixture of salt, pepper and chili flakes and proceeding to gargle their cock viciously until they bust a nut.
by realbitchassnigga96 October 18, 2019

when a cock looks like a cork and no one will ever love you for it, Maybe a hedgehog might, there's is pretty fucked too.
Brodie: Yo, did you see Rabs cock last night?
Matt: Nah lad I was blasted. Why?
Brodie: He's got a Scwabble Cock
Matt: Nah lad I was blasted. Why?
Brodie: He's got a Scwabble Cock
by Jack Sniff February 13, 2022

by Some Words of Wisdom May 21, 2018

Oh! Wait! I forgot about the "women are only fucking the fat-cocks and the rest of us have to have relationships with the sloppy seconds and we're living in fat-cock parental Dictatorship"
Hym "But 'kill all men' is just as much a call for genocide as 'fat-cock genocide' but it made the women realize they're all fat cock supremacists so now I don't own the contents of my own mind... But the guy who SOLD IT AND HAS MONEY IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT DOES!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

An astronomical cock, that can take your breath in a heart beat. Your vagina and legs will shake harder then Worlds Trade Center on September 11 2001.
by xdcreamed October 16, 2020
