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My boyfriend came over and he took me straight to my bedroom. He undressed me and I did the same to him. I took off his boxers as he took off my bra. He cuffed me to the bed and ate me out. I moaned the entire time. Then he released me and I cuffed him to the bed. I took his 10 inch dick and started stroking it. I put it in my mouth and gave him a blowjob. I uncuffed him and he licked my vagina again. Then he shoved his dick's tip into my vagina. I said "DEEPER DEEPER". He got 3 inches in. I said "COME ON I KNOW THERE IS MORE". He jammed it all in and I screamed loudly. My vagina's lips closed to make sure he doesn't pull out yet. He cummed, hit my g-spot and I orgasmed for a full 5 minutes. We do it 5 more times, redress and do it every night.
My boyfriend came over and he took me straight to my bedroom. He undressed me and I did the same to him. I took off his boxers as he took off my bra. He cuffed me to the bed and ate me out. I moaned the entire time. Then he released me and I cuffed him to the bed. I took his 10 inch dick and started stroking it. I put it in my mouth and gave him a blowjob. I uncuffed him and he licked my vagina again. Then he shoved his dick's tip into my vagina. I said "DEEPER DEEPER". He got 3 inches in. I said "COME ON I KNOW THERE IS MORE". He jammed it all in and I screamed loudly. My vagina's lips closed to make sure he doesn't pull out yet. He cummed, hit my g-spot and I orgasmed for a full 5 minutes. We do it 5 more times, redress and do it every night.
by AMatureMan May 31, 2024
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A form of sex in which the guy shoves his dick up the ass of their partner, whether that be a guy or a woman, and the effect of this causes the person receiving the dick to end up having their bowels loosened so that they have to go and shite in the toilet aka taking a dump, or shitting. The guy manages to get his dick out quickly enough from the anus, but the partner shits all over the bed about 2-3 seconds later: a tiny amount of shit lands on the erected dick, which upsets the guy and makes his attempted sex act less interesting in the end.
Guy: Want to have a bit of sex in the bed?
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!
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