1) The gender one is born as
2) Something most people on urbandictionary.com won't ever have (consensually)
3) You know
2) Something most people on urbandictionary.com won't ever have (consensually)
3) You know
1)
Person A
Sex: Male
Person B
Sex: Male
Person C
Sex: Female
2) "People who slap sexual meanings on non-sexual terms and/or define real-life names won't ever have sex in their life. Well, at least without committing a serious crime called rape."
3) you know you know
Person A
Sex: Male
Person B
Sex: Male
Person C
Sex: Female
2) "People who slap sexual meanings on non-sexual terms and/or define real-life names won't ever have sex in their life. Well, at least without committing a serious crime called rape."
3) you know you know
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
Get the Sexmug. When a monkey penis sticks his gooey slimy penis into another monkey penis and then into his ass as the monkey vagina watches and masterbates. They masterbate and masterbate until their cum explodes everywhere.
by penis38485 February 12, 2025
Get the Monkey sexmug. by soupslush July 15, 2023
Get the Sexmug. what is sex? many people ask that. well i have came up with the answer to all questions.
sex is when you, a horny ass teenager takes a bottle and shoves your dick in it, knowing damn well its not getting out
sex is when you, a horny ass teenager takes a bottle and shoves your dick in it, knowing damn well its not getting out
by prosex123 September 9, 2023
Get the sexmug. oven sex is when one cranks up the heat on the oven and shoves a douche up their ass and leaves then sits on the oven for hours and melts the douche after. A while after that they go to the family doctor and gets him to pull out a weeks load of shit and it goes all in his mouth
Frank: honey, are you alright do we need to see billy (family doctor)
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before
by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022
Get the Oven sexmug. When your girl is on her period and you put down plastic before sex, and leave a bloody mess behind.
"She was on her period but I was horny, so we just put down some plastic and had some bloody Dexter sex."
by middleclassbuzz May 23, 2017
Get the Dexter sexmug. Stories for lonely incel virgins like you. Yeah, Expected a real spicy one, huh? Pray to god. It isn’t too late for you.
“I’m so lonely I have to read a sex story before I sleep.”
‘Damn bro, That’s rough. Wanna go to church and repent?’
‘Damn bro, That’s rough. Wanna go to church and repent?’
by angelic vigilante August 28, 2025
Get the sex storymug.