Lars: "I'm coming out as gay. I am not romantically and/or sexually attracted to women."
June: "I support you! Do your parents know?"
June: "I support you! Do your parents know?"
by notsomeonenamedclyde June 17, 2021

by A_concerned_user January 17, 2022

Pro-gaying is heavily influenced by the procrastinating and professionalism. To pro-gay means to establish a beautiful mixture of fun and business, usually including big amounts of bourbon. It involves actively seeking out opportunities that minimizes work load and maximizes getting your dick sucked. Pro-gayers are known to commonly buy houses and stock them with twinks which of whom they hope to stuff with bourbon and semen. It takes a skilled liver to determine just the right amount of bourbon to convince the twinks that anal tearing is in fact enjoyable. At the same time a true pro-gayer will hold a 9-5 job where he is paid a very good salary while working no more than an hour per day.
Asian boy: I got so pro-gayed last week that I couldn't sit down for 4 days. After the pro-gayer said "Show me your penis" 420 times, the force simply became too strong and I could do nothing but give in. His pro-gaying was on point that night.
by honestlyhonesty August 4, 2017

by Mr Printer September 4, 2019

two queer people in a relationship, regardless of gender, if it’s queer and i panic over it, gay panic
by doublecheekeduponatuesdayafter October 16, 2021

Happy, Joyful, Jolly;
Used to describe someone who is happy. A word with no other completely unrelated meaning whatsoever.
Used to describe someone who is happy. A word with no other completely unrelated meaning whatsoever.
Son: Ma, I'm so gay today!
Son's Mother: Excuse me?? I taught you not to be a sinner! You're a fucking disappointment, wait 'til your father hears about this!
Son: But I'm just happy?
Son's Mother: ...
Son's Mother: Excuse me?? I taught you not to be a sinner! You're a fucking disappointment, wait 'til your father hears about this!
Son: But I'm just happy?
Son's Mother: ...
by menlover_ March 13, 2024

by AdamJohnsonIsANonce February 12, 2019
