Super Cock Surprise

The act of putting a penis in someones mouth as they wake up. Being it a surprise

Ashley got a super cock surprise from james this morning.

by Slothicus The Messiah September 7, 2014

Saeko Futa Cock

When the persons dick is abhorrently large (longer than 2 feet)

Explanation: On rule34.xxx there is an obscene amounts of Futa porn of Saeko and Seong-hui from Yakuza 7 with world ending sized dicks. Most of the Futa is by artist stevencarson

“Damn Daniel, geez, you have a Saeko Futa Cock, ar ar ar ar ar

by AstronomicaIl December 26, 2023

Diet Cock

Heelf seemen

"ayyy im with yalls diet cock- i mean diet cock- i mean diet cock- i mean diet cock"

by Weesbian xd October 4, 2021

Cocks

A cocks is ugly faced person or an irregular shaped person,

Your girlfriend is a cocks

by SpovaGang💕 August 13, 2019

Big birthday cock

A cock that is big basically because it's the person's birthday.

Omg let me see that big birthday cock, it's your special day after all!

by LingDanc803 April 11, 2023

Cock monger

A retarded or spastic prostitute who loves cock.

That fucking spastic whore is a real cock mongers

by DiddyD1 August 7, 2021

Cock Poisoned

A serious psychological condition linited to hookers only, the condition is onset by the hooker taking on far too many different cocks or by being furiously rammed repeatedly which results in mindlless and passive agressive talk from the hooker

Upon arrival the hooker and without me saying a word started to bag all men and in general demonstrated passive agrresive talk, I told her she was Cock Poisoned and must immediately leave my premises

by Sixamenos October 30, 2025