*reading instagram comments on a post about a woman saying shes in love with a guy after knowing him 3 days*
Random sexist: "Men in there love bombing stage"
104 replies: "if you read the post, it's a woman" "look again ma'am" "that's written by a lady dawg"
Random sexist: "Men in there love bombing stage"
104 replies: "if you read the post, it's a woman" "look again ma'am" "that's written by a lady dawg"
by Brown County ball snatcher November 5, 2023
Get the Love bombingmug. I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
by QuandaleDingleNigger March 8, 2024
Get the Shrek is Love Shrek is Lifemug. by Nickybear500 September 18, 2012
Get the Love Mountainsmug. Love is the most powerful feeling a person can have towards an object/a person/ an animal. Love is when you spend half of your day talking to somebody without expecting anything to happen. Sometimes, to love means to care about someone's wellness and happiness without waiting for anything in return. It's not all about sex. Sex is not love. It's very common for man to use this word in order to get into someone's pants but it doesnt mean that's the meaning of it. The person could make you cry or hurt you but the feelings will remain in place. You may not think about them every second but you know it's true love when you can put all the feelings aside and realise how much they made you a better person. Again, love doesn't mean the dare to have sexual intercourse, it's all about the person not their body.
Do you think of them every day, and they are the only person you think about? -it's not love, it's a lie
You can't keep your hands or eyes off them, am I right? -it's not love, it's lust
You can't keep your hands or eyes off them, am I right? -it's not love, it's lust
by Msa120 January 20, 2018
Get the Lovemug. 
by Hosue February 23, 2022
Get the Lovemug. by Kid silence January 4, 2019
Get the Mix-lovemug.