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Fake ass bitch

A girl who thinks everyone likes them but really no one can stand her because everyone knows how she really is. Calls everyone else fake but she is the epitome of fake. Can't even be around her for 5 minutes with out her talking shit on someone she is "close" too. Lies and over exaggerates things constantly to try to win arguments and make you feel stupid. Acts like your best friend to your face, acts like she cares about you but turns around and stabs you right in the back the first chance she gets. The type of bitch that will act like she's listening to you but will really be paying no attention to you at all because she's too conceited to give a shit about anyone but herself. A girl who will use you and suck you dry but won't ever help you out. The one you tell shit that you want everyone to know, 0 trust. The girl that will never have a true friend because she's a straight miserable bitch who likes to make everyone feel the same way she does.
"Dude, don't tell her anything you don't want people to know. She's a fake ass bitch who will run her mouth the first chance she gets!"
by RealEyezzz January 3, 2017
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come here bitch

A term used between loved ones to express that they want the other person to come over to where they are, in a non-threatening manner.
Father to little daughter in suburban shopping mall: Come here bitch!
by ApexB September 25, 2005
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Fuck up, Bitch.

1. Used to tell a person to "shut the fuck up" and call them a bitch in simple three word phrase. This use of the word commonly includes the use of the middle finger.

2. Also used to end a conversation or when parting ways. Can be replaced with "goodbye" "see ya later" and "hasta la viesta, baby."
1. "Graham, you need to do your homework right now!"

"hey mom, guess what. Fuck up, Bitch" *flips off mom*

2. "Hey man, thanks for the ride."

"Oh it was no problem dude."

"Alright, well I'll see you later."

"Yep. Fuck up, bitch."
mugGet the Fuck up, Bitch.mug.

Bitches n' hoes

1. Skanky mothas that need to clean between their legs.
2.When two people are tight and are the coolest people in the world they say "bitches n'hoes" ( off of the movie 'jay and silent bob strike back' )
1.Hey grace whad up?
2.Bitches n' hoes nigga!
1. Word.
by Gangsta October 30, 2004
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WHERES THE EATS BITCH

when your bitch is a lazy ,slacking ,skank that dosent have dinner ready when you get home.
yo wheres the eats bitch
by SUPER FLY T August 25, 2006
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hit bitch club

The Hit Bitch Club (more commonly refferred to as (H.B.C.) consists of six hit bitches: PlayMoney, BluntMaster, GangGang, Reggie, Deadlungz, and Slutty P. These hit bitches stay high as fauuck. This club is often associated with the southside of Des Moines, Iowa. They got haytuhz.
The Hit Bitch Club has haytuhz.
by PlayMoney February 21, 2011
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Let's kong this bitch

A kong is a movement in Parkour, the art of movement, in which one runs towards an object, dives, and uses his arms to push himself past. To say "Let's kong this bitch" is like saying "let's blow this joint."
Guy: Man, this is lame.
Guy 2: Yeah man, let's kong this bitch.

Dude: This is bumshit. Let's kong this bitch.
by Setnochima April 23, 2007
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