Money Cock

When a girl just pretends she wants your Cock but she really just wants your money

Timmy: that girl over there really seems like she wants your horn
Terry: Yea but she just wants that "Money Cock" she will ride it then ask you to go to the mall and buy her a gucci bag there are to many of them nowadays gonna pass
Timmy: Nice thanks for the advice maybe you could find one that will only want mc donald's after she rides ur horn

by TurboTerry April 7, 2022

Cock Block

When someone(DANE) intrudes on you everytime you are in the act or about to be in the act of sexual acts.

Bro dont come over right now im getting head. nah dude im coming over . dude stop its not funny. im on my way.
You dude can you hang out? nah i cant im hanging out with kate...texts kate hey can i hang out with you and chad.

fuck.

cock block

by Hellawo December 13, 2017

Cock Weasel

A person, generally female, who knows their way around a cock.

Dude, I slept with Jessica last night and she was flexible like a damn cock weasel!

by Coked Up Hamster December 3, 2020

Callous Cock

A man who has a rough shaft or foreskin from overuse rubbing from constant fornication in the past.

Jenny says she always needs lubrication because her boyfriend has a callous Cock.

by Jackrabbitslim69 March 22, 2022

Cock-ass

A fool so ignorant of his own stupidity, he might as well believe a cock is an ass.

"Louie, you cock-ass! You forgot to buy peanut butter!"

The candidate had the look for president, but when he opened his mouth, he sgood there babbling like a cock-ass.

by JosephL. June 25, 2020

COCK SWIPER

This is a person (friend or foe) who loves dick or sex so much. That when going out with friends or at a party, as soon as the opportunity arises they'll make it known to guys they just meet that their down to fuck. They'll hold on and secure the first male who shows they are willing to fuck to guarantee they're getting dick before the night is over. They are likely to do this multiple times in a night to increase the chances that they won't go home without getting laid. The more dick the better is how the cock swiper mind works. What makes a cock swiper special is, no matter the occasion or situation they ll will exhibit this behavior. Example, a group of friends are going out to cheer up one of there friends who just got out a bad relationship. The plan is to get this friend laid so they can feel better and move on. Well if a cock swiper is in the group, the cock swiper will say they're there to help the lonely friend. However the second they walk into the club. The cock swiper is doing everything possible to get all the attention from the males. Making the mission and reason for going out harder for the heart broken friend looking to move on.

I love her but we all know Missy is a cock swiper. If we invite her this time, we'll never find Jill a man.

by Paul Pickle November 27, 2021

Cock Dinner

Cock Dinner originated on a little chav hotspot called Rec. Which is located in a small village going by the name of Barnton. This slang was created by a Barnton resident who goes by the nickname of Spud. Other words originated in this area are Tuna Melt, Salmon Soup and the list goes on.

Oooo look at that yummy mummy. She would get my big Cock Dinner.

by CummyTummy February 26, 2021