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During a splendid evening of ice skating, and Just after I had copped a really awesome 'fee'" as well as the mother of all sloppy smooches, her roommate shows up and wants to leave early. So I bellow at the top of my lungs: YOU GODDAMN COCK BLOCKER!!1
by Hoze_b August 31, 2023
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by Doctorsukandi May 18, 2021
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To get her back for making fun of my snoring, I gave her an episode of Cock Apnea! I'll be out of the hospital next week.
by Byram Suddarth III June 28, 2024
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by babyturtle69 January 23, 2022
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by Chaos Agent October 5, 2021
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