Cock

A majestic body piece used by others as a ride or entertainment piece; a victim of the hand, often being beat to hell before erupting a mountain of semen.

I let a stranger fondle my cock for an easy five bucks last night.

by MajesticAlien April 13, 2019

holy fuckin rainbow cock

Something you say when scrolling through the virtual internet in the western world. Thanks to the hard work of wiccans, warlocks and similar organizations from Ireland, we have the privilege, no, the power, to stare at shit 24/7.

I got on ticktock, I got on meta apps, I got on x.com, and I checked all my social media, guess what? I found, a shit pile, of subreal Garbage, and all I can think to myself, was ' holy fuckin rainbow cock'

by EDONITIYAKANIYA July 23, 2025

cock goblins

a horrible species that can only properly be taken care of via ak-47 model 56

those damn cock goblins are back

by beddsy January 31, 2021

Bitch-Ass Cock-Mongering Gutter Slut

A person who is being extremely annoying, unreasonable, frustrating, or simply a massive whore.

Person 1: I went to the store today and the lady in front of me bought so much stuff it took forever.
Person 2: What a bitch-ass cock-mongering gutter slut.

by log_e(e^e)=e May 20, 2023

Cock and Ball Torture

When a girl tortures a mans cock and balls for fun.

“Takesha gave Jamal cock and ball torture and twisted his balls so hard they fell off.”

by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020

Cock Connoisseur

(noun)
A person with refined taste in dick, they don’t fall for just any random dude with a pulse. A Cock Connoisseur studies the art, the energy, and the presentation of dick like a Michelin inspector with a clipboard. They chase the cock like a 90’s kid chased the original 151 Pokémon, they gotta catch, or taste, them all!

They can spot red flags faster than they can unzip a disappointment. They’ve sampled enough mediocrity to know what five-star service looks like and they don’t settle for less.

“Yeah, she’s seen it all. Man pulled out mid, and she left before the encore. A certified Cock Connoisseur.”

by REL3NTLESS October 25, 2025

Tacos cock

Everyone has seen it quiete small yet the females love it no one understands why. Maybe bc he is gay af and loves fucking hitman. "Where's hitman" like gtfoh obv in yo bed like tf.

Yoo u guy's seen Tacos Cock too?

by Baalo January 7, 2021