Ottawa Hills High School

The best high school in the world! Located in Grand Rapids, Michigan, OHHS is home to some of the world’s biggest celebrities. World renown as the “Indians”, Ottawa Hills was the high school to attend and if you didn’t, you wanted to. The best looking, best dressed, and most talented kids in the city attended this legendary school. The most notorious class being the graduating class of 1992.

I’m not aware that any other high school exists. I attend Ottawa Hills High School, the best school on earth!

by Kaye Mack July 18, 2021

literally high cow

A cow after it has grassed on weed plant rather than grazing on grass.

Person 1: Why is my weed plant stems missing, and why my cow acting so weird.

Person 2: Oh Lord! You got a literally high cow!

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Hamilton high school

Think Alabama but in west Michigan.

Hamilton high school is where they fuck their cousins

by Cumaater69 October 26, 2020

Shit-high

The feeling of pleasure while holding in a poop.

"Stimulation of the nerve can give you the chills and drop your heart rate and blood pressure enough to cause you to feel lightheaded and super-relaxed." -Google

I'm not going to the bathroom cause I'm on a Shit-high right now

by Vzeionak September 17, 2022

Bethlehem Center High School

Flashback to the one time where drank Fireballs were littered around the school like Christmas decorations. The bathrooms are moldy, not with water but urine. The FootBall team is overfunded so the alcoholics and weed fiends of the school can express themselves by holding balls (no homo for them though, they’re homophobic). It either smells like straight up cat pee, sewage, weed, nicotine or semen, or maybe all of the above! Maybe let’s fund some of the actual talented programs, like the music and theater program. We don’t need actual rapists getting the glory.

boy 1: imagine having an overfunded football program and still losing all of the games ever
boy 2: yeah L imagine being the 7th worst school in PA
girl 1: bethlehem center high school can relate

by fortnitejoebidenluvrpeaking March 25, 2024

Portland High School

Portland High School located in Portland, MI is owned by Lansing Catholic High School in every sport

woah portland high school just got shit on by lansing catholic

by thatfootballguy12849 January 14, 2022

Shaker Jr High

a school where kids are judged of looking a certain way, acting a certain way, having mental illnesses and are told to kill themselves. a school where the popular think they are privileged and the whole administration treats them as so too. a school where the popular kids get always with everything. a school where the “non-popular” kids are mistreated by the kids and administrators. a school where kids are told to kill themselves and come pretty close to too, then get made fun of for it. a school that literally does nothing to protect the kids and only care about money

“im being threated”
“okay we will talk to those kids”

3 weeks later

“mom the school didn’t do anything”

“of course they didn’t it’s shaker jr high, why would they”

by ananonymouskidfromshaker January 15, 2020