big ass cock

something that makes you super atractive for basically no reason.

jeff over there has a big ass cock like an dino dong jesus christ WTAF.

by cchnhjcbxsvsccsu September 22, 2020

Cock Burn

To painfully twist a man's will until it snaps off.

To perform a chinese burn on a mans Cock Burn.

by Pac haters April 7, 2022

Cocks

Yummy food that I eat alot, the good comes in different sizes such a 3-1 to 12-4 I like the bigger ones

What do you guys want for dinner
I'll have an orange
Let's eat some yummy cocks for dinner
Yes that's a great idea

by Penisyummi July 29, 2023

Cock Snot

Verb - Cock Snot: When a male or She-male (anyone with the ability to jizz themselves) sneezes to the extent that they literally blow a load into their pants, causing a regretful, nasty mess equal to that of a shart.

Present - Cock Snotting
Past - Cock Snotted
Future - Cock Snot

Kaine: Jesus Christ Logan did you hear what happened to Kevin in class today?
Logan: No...?
Kaine: That poor bastard cock snotted himself...
Logan: I'm so sorry to hear that.

by Fucking Ian. March 1, 2014

Cock-jiggler

A cock-jiggler is one who works on a farm and tends to chickens. A very humble life.

"That cock-jiggler just looked at me?!"

by Skinny Qween May 24, 2022

cock pips

Jelly-like lumps found in semen, that kind of sting a little but in a tantalising manner.

"Have you ever came jelly after not whacking off after a few days?"
"Yeah bro, I shoot cock pips most Sundays!"

by art_n_sex June 7, 2017

Crystal Cock

When you have bodily fluids encrusted onto your penis

"You'd better clean your Crystal Cock. That shit hurts."

by GlizzyGobbler69420666 October 29, 2020