by Farmermarv June 12, 2018

kylie: um chloe do you think at this point jen and landon are just having undeniable sex?
chloe: for sure, they don’t even enjoy it
chloe: for sure, they don’t even enjoy it
by camixstylinson June 12, 2021

Russian water sex is the act of pooping in a vase, and microwaving it. From here you will proced to insert this into a turkey paster then will paste into partners butt and mouth
by Bo jackson 173362 June 13, 2021

A: you and John had sex last night?
B: no, we had bro-sex, so that's technically not gay
A: if you say so...
B: no, we had bro-sex, so that's technically not gay
A: if you say so...
by PabloTheWordInventer June 23, 2024

The act of being held to the wall by the character Marigold from Fortnite, while she pounds your dick up her golden pussy, then strips you naked and shoves a dildo up your ass. Don't worry, she'll cuddle you, sleep with you, and have a relationship with you. But 20% of the day revolves around sex.
You can make this happen while saying, "Penises and Balls" in a friends house while pissing on the floor. This is an alternate of Midas sex.
You can make this happen while saying, "Penises and Balls" in a friends house while pissing on the floor. This is an alternate of Midas sex.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 12, 2022

if something is unfathomably good, like an infinitely fast internet connection or a blueberry cheesecake form candid café, some people can only explain their quality as being made of the greatest things that mankind has experienced
1. "Christ man this cheesecake is made of sex and god!"
2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."
2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."
by snicksnackpaddywack May 17, 2014

Person 1- Bro when was the last time you had sex?
Person 2- ....a few months ago...
Person 1- You get no bitches.
Person 2- ....a few months ago...
Person 1- You get no bitches.
by beyoncé October 13, 2022
