Balls to the walls

When your balls are on the wall because they were stapled there. Used in anger

Jimmy: hey Tim did you study for the test
Tim: Balls To the Walls I forgot

by Biff the cliff December 23, 2015

tee-ball comedian

someone who is only funny when the joke is handed to them on a silver platter

Tyler: Yo that guy is so funny!
David: No he's not, he needs everything perfectly set up, he's a tee-ball comedian.

by hiimlunaaaa February 25, 2025

Balls

The greatest joke ever told.

Person 1: Balls

Person 2: Ok thats kinda funny.

by DoctorWHoSupplier January 26, 2022

Cock and ball torture

Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.

GF: Babe! It's 4 PM! Time for your cock and ball torture!
Me: YES

by cbtfan2019 May 24, 2021

Greezy ball

When you cum on a football then throw it through your neighbors green house

My son likes Greezy ball.

by A big nathaniel October 4, 2020

artemis ball

The worst ball chaser to ever exist.

"I hate playing with Artemis Ball!"

by Peelikethee February 27, 2017

Balls Alarm

When you are awoken from sleep with balls slapping against your vagina.

It's time to wake up baby, I'm giving you a balls alarm.

Girl, my boyfriend gave me a balls alarm this morning.

by Babeofmanywords July 16, 2021