Skip to main content

Prime Wood

A man who gets a woody thinking of the Autobot, Optimus Prime.
by Anonymous May 13, 2003
mugGet the Prime Woodmug.

Camping in the woods

A variation of the Alabama hot pocket, generally performed while drunk with the beer shits, involving "spraying the bush with diarrhea" while attempting to have sex
Bob got really drunk last night and went Camping in the Woods with Alice.
by Cinnamon Jugs July 10, 2009
mugGet the Camping in the woodsmug.

Sports Wood

A slang term to express how desireable or impressive something is, such as a girl, car, movie or anything that could create excitement.
Man, that chick Sports Wood, Rapist Style! (You can add the additional, Rapist Style when something is ultra exceptional).
by Ferreson September 29, 2004
mugGet the Sports Woodmug.

wood pusher

dumb skaters who dont have a life
oh look at that dumb asz skating & wtf is the point of flipping a piece of fucking wood around your feet! dumb wood pusher
by lokz April 26, 2010
mugGet the wood pushermug.

Split the Wood

When two girls, often friends, agree to engage in a threesome with a man. This mans' "wood" or penis is being "split"
Sally: I want to fuck Joe.
Sue: Me too!
Sally: We could "Split the Wood"
by C&M Definitions May 21, 2013
mugGet the Split the Woodmug.

Work Wood

When something great happens at work and you develop a semi hard on. Also, could be caused by a hot chick in the office.
Dude, everybody was high fiving after the deal closed but I stayed in my desk cause I was sproutin some work wood.

Did you see Katie in that skirt. She's killing me. I could not get up from my desk without showing the world my work wood.
by HeavyK March 19, 2012
mugGet the Work Woodmug.

Wood clockin

The wood smoke is hittin it’s making you cough and get high as hell
Aye nigga this wood clockin
by Moetherealest June 8, 2022
mugGet the Wood clockinmug.

Share this definition