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windmill woman 

A woman who pleasures herself on a swinging roller coaster and climaxes as the ride swings to the highest point.
"Dad, why is water falling from that ride?"
"Oh, there must be a windmill woman riding it."
"Dad, what's a windmill woman?"
"Your mother."
windmill woman by ZakkTheSneak April 19, 2018

Functional Woman

A woman, who sexually, is only a woman when it serves her purpose. Normally she assumes the role of male in her personal and business life by taking on masculine mannerisms thus negating her as female other than an outward appearance.
“That Hilary is a functional woman. I’ll bet her husband’s cigars get more action then he does.”
Functional Woman by Leopold rabbit February 19, 2018

juicy woman 

Thick, and sexy south korean woman, typcally looking for a significant other in the US military. Korean gold digger
Bill: did you wife up one of those juicy woman.

Bob: no i got out of there fast

waste woman 

Chelsea is such a waste woman!
waste woman by EXCUSEMEBITCH April 27, 2020

Cranberry woman 

Female who’s on her period
Bob: Alina is on her ladies days

Luke: what does that mean
Bob: she’s cranberry woman, she’s on her period
Cranberry woman by xx_a1ina March 10, 2021

Embodied Woman 

As opposed to the meaning of the word "Woman" in "Discursive" (Language) or "Performative" (a la Butler et al.) terms, the term Embodied Woman refers to women for whom the body has been the site of experiencing their femaleness.
I say I am a woman not because I feel like a woman or because of the clothes I desire to wear but because this patriarchal society's response to my existence as a human being has had a lot to do with the fact that I have boobs and a vagina. Moreover, I have the capacity to get pregnant, and I get periods and all the bodily experiences that come with it such as PMS, PCOD, cramps, etc. Thus I say that I am an Embodied Woman.