Bearded Women

A freak of nature who god hates

Your mum is a bearded women

by YourMumForPresident March 12, 2009

Bearded Villians

A gay motorcycle club, except substitute Instagram for motorcycles. 6 cm minimums apply.

My bi veteran buddy just joined Bearded Villians.

by BeerDrinker6 July 16, 2019

Rat Beard

A rat beard is a haggard ass beard, that goes unshaven for many months. This beard is especially rat like due to the fact that it is repeatedly straightened.

Yo! Jam Masta Jay you should grow a rat beard and wear a turban, it would be rad!

by 138 Squid May 10, 2008

French Beard

When a woman grows out her armpit hair, shampoos it, and otherwise maintains its appearance.

Often the length of the hair is categorized using a numerical system. Due to the French origin of the practice, the classification is slangly called "Louis the __", where the __ is replaced with V or XIV depending on the length hair.

Megan is totally sporting a french beard. A Louis the XIV at least - no joke!

by panagalokis October 24, 2010

rocking a beard

gotta be bangin to rock a beard, if you aren't bangin, then just don't bother

"wow he isn't rocking a beard, he isn't banging"

by hotnotsovirginmelissa. December 22, 2008

Penis Beard

Having enough penises in face to be beard-like.

i.e. that pornstar has a three dick penis beard.

by Dick Beard Getgutenschtond December 16, 2011

Barley Beard

The pussy hair of a girl who has who only has sex after consuming mass quantities of beer, ale or malt liquor

Man, me and Monica were going out for weeks and I got Nothing. Then she put away a twelver of Old Mil and I couldn't keep her Barley Beard off my face.

by Eldo76 November 20, 2010