wavey garms

term (originating in London) refers most commonly now to "edgy", hipster clothing and is supposed to be complimentary, however, in the majority of situations it is a decent indicator that someone is in fact wearing shit or ridiculous clothes, but a type of shit clothing that fits the general "edgy", hipster vibe. This generally includes poor fitting "vintage" clothes (not always a bad thing), vintage shell jackets (often involving turquoise and pink) short sleeve shirts with pathetic graphic Hawaiian print the likes of which is stereotypical for middle aged tourists, and plenty of supreme branded clothing (the majority of which is offensively bad or average and overpriced) essentially "wavey garms" is a blanket term for clothing items that push the boundaries of how embarrassing you can look, in a confusing attempt to seem like you have some substance to your character.

example 1:
"hey, this girl I like only dates guy's who look ridiculous in public, do you have any wavey garms?"

example 2:
sam: "yes fam! that bucket hat is wavey as fuck"

john: "cheers mate"
danny: "you look absolutely ridiculous"

example 3:
james: "those are some wavey garms man, where did you get that jacket"
dave: "its high vis, I work on a construction site... additionally, fuck off!"
james: "no need for that"
dave: "get a hair cut"

example 3:
"hey, I haven't been ridiculed by members of the general public today, I might go back home and put some of my wavey garms on"

example 4:
son: "hey dad I'm going out"
dad: "you're a disgrace to me son"

by TheLiamGreen March 2, 2017

flag waver

1. A scoundrel who uses patriotism as his last refuge;
2. An exhibitionist who flashes his prong to the astonished onlookers; a weenie waver.

1. That flag waver was embezzling from the Defense Department while claiming to support the troops.
2. The little flag waver got 30 days after he was arrested outside the school.

by Cornholio November 4, 2003

Wease

A word used in reference to either a desirable person, or the actions used to 'obtain' this desirable person.

The term 'wease' can be expanded into comparatives of the standard of the 'wease'.

'Wow! Camilla Clarke is a top wease'

'I've been noticing Michael's wease with Camilla is not successful'

by Ron 'ginger' Weasely June 5, 2007

Double Wave

The result of a hand wave that happens to people with flabby arms.

When Oprah lost all that weight, her Double Wave became supremely noticeable!

by holesinmyhand February 27, 2009

rat weasel

when you get real drunk and make animal noises while flailing your arms in the arm laying on your back

Anne was acting like a rat weasel last night when she was making strange noises and acting weird.

by ratcatbatmat February 24, 2011

Weaver

A person who drives back and forth, goes side to side, zig zags, on highway lanes, like a fuckin maniac, presumably to pass.

Hey Sue, checkout the Weaver in the rearview mirror. He is coming up on you, now he switched lanes, and now he passing you on the right. He is zig zagging up and down the highway like a efnn maniac.

by Newman S. November 29, 2011

Weaner

The perfect substitute for any noun, adjective, and/or verb.

Sean - Hey Shane, did you weaner the weaner for weaner?
Shane - Of course I weanered that weaner it was so weaner.
Sean - Oh nice! Can I have the weaners for the weaner?
Shane - No, that's weanering Sean!
Sean - Sorry, sometimes I'm a weaner.

by Yaknowweanermann November 9, 2009