wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.

The start of a horrible song.

Ke$ha: wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.
me: turns off the crap,

by Policegurl October 24, 2010

Weaksauce

infertile male; sperm that is no good.

He has weaksauce and can't get his girl pregnant.

by Dr. J August 18, 2004

weaksauce

To use a computer glitch to score or win in a video sports game.

Originally, defined in Boulder CO circa 1994 while playing EA NHL '94.

If a player skated in front of the goal horizontally and shot, a glitch would cause the goally to "flop" and leave the goal area wide open. Pursposefully shooting, such a shot would be considered "weaksauce".

Sessa: "Yaazerman skates in front, shot, SCORE!!!"

ALL: "Whatever Sessa that was total WEAKSAUCE!!"

by Alexander Mogilny October 2, 2005

weak sauce

Only geeks/nerds use this term on the internet, they think they are cool if they say it.

nerd 1 : Hey man your the weaketh sauce!

Normal person : STFU, nerd before you get smashed on.

by Nerdsmasher August 4, 2005

wake believe

A state in which a guy or two under there may awake into a world of fakedom; more or less going from real thoughts to un-real thoughts; a loss of friendship; a hatred of life.

When i came into wake believe, I was startled to find an ex-friend of mine blowing smoke in my face.

by Meanstatter October 5, 2006

wake up roberto

To wake up your male partner by way of fellatio. In other words, the best way to start his day.

The phrase comes from the Alec Baldwin movie "State and Main" but for no known reason.

girl: "My boyfriend lost his job yesterday, so today I decided to wake up roberto."

by bernard l. November 13, 2007

wakey ho hos

you wake up early in the morning and for some uncontrollable reason you immediately break out in delirious laughter. similar to the sleepy ha has.

(upon awaking...) hahahhahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You have the wakey ho hos!

by gramu March 31, 2009