At the time you are hooking up with someone you have an extreme sensation to drop a duece you then do it right there from their belly button down to penis or vagina. Which then it is no longer a happy trail it is a grumpy trail. (this may work best when your partner is handcuffed so then they can not stop or prevent the grumpy trail)
"Yeah i guess Tyler and Mary Jo doing their casual daily routine (afternoon delight) and tyler gave Mary Jo a grumpy trail. And to top it off Mary jo is Tylers mom (RUMP)"
"It was a warm summer day at Beaver Lake, Brookes (45) and Emma (14) just got done jet skiing on the shithole they call their lake. Emma laid Brookes down on the sand then giving him a warm sensational grumpy trail. So sational Brookes moaned, "I LOVE YOU PATTY!!"
"It was a warm summer day at Beaver Lake, Brookes (45) and Emma (14) just got done jet skiing on the shithole they call their lake. Emma laid Brookes down on the sand then giving him a warm sensational grumpy trail. So sational Brookes moaned, "I LOVE YOU PATTY!!"
by Mia Queefington December 24, 2007
Get the grumpy trail mug.When someone is out of condoms and they don't wanna waste time, they end up "raw dogging the dirt trail," which means to have anal sex in order to prevent pregnancy.
John: Did you get some last night?
Peter: Well, I was out of condoms and didn't want to have a young Pete running around, so I decided to raw dog the dirt trail.
Peter: Well, I was out of condoms and didn't want to have a young Pete running around, so I decided to raw dog the dirt trail.
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Taking an excessively long drink from a bottle of hard liqour - the point being to "out pull" the other drinkers taking turns at the bottle. At least 2 others in the circle have to suggest the puller stop drinking out of concern before the pull officially qualifies as a tractor pull.
Occasionally, the others in the group will stop the tractor pull, before the puller "blows his engine."
Occasionally, the others in the group will stop the tractor pull, before the puller "blows his engine."
"Damn why is Shane so wasted already?!?"
"Dude, you saw those tractor pulls he was doing!!!"
"True - those were some really long pulls!"
"Dude, you saw those tractor pulls he was doing!!!"
"True - those were some really long pulls!"
by ZeSandMann November 2, 2011
Get the Tractor Pull mug.A beautiful song, sung by the one and only MANA. Can always be heard while in the presence of THE BOSS ASS BITCHES Cassie and Carolina
*music plays in the background*
girl 1: ooh girl is that mariposa traicionera
girl 2: yea, lets do the dance!
girl 1: I feel like a boss ass bitch!
girl 2: well we are listening to mariposa traicionera!
girl 1: ooh girl is that mariposa traicionera
girl 2: yea, lets do the dance!
girl 1: I feel like a boss ass bitch!
girl 2: well we are listening to mariposa traicionera!
by bossassbitchesindahood December 13, 2013
Get the mariposa traicionera mug.The action of a male sticking his penis into a woman's vagina, then to her ass, then back to her vagina, and leaving a poo trail on the way.
I was nailing this chick last night, got bored and stuck it in her ass then trail mixed back into her vag...giggity.
by B@lls Deep January 18, 2009
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Get the Tractions mug.I was ass fucking that russian sliz in the ass,and she drug me all over the house.One more russian tractor pull night my dicks gonna pull off.
by Towerdog2 March 8, 2009
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