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Touch Pad Finger

The medical condition where the tip of your index finger gets sore as the result of hours of use on a laptop computer touchpad. Often caused by surfing porn, Facebook, and Craigslist.
Anyone have a mouse? I'm getting Touch Pad Finger
by tpf November 29, 2010
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touched

RV: How many times have i touched them kids, the whole opp block's been molested
by artz.IM March 11, 2020
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peepee toucher

one whom likes to touch a man's peepee; a pervert; common title used to call upon an annoying lady
"One dollar make you holler!"
"Hey, peepee toucher, how long will that take?"
or
"Look at that peepee toucher. She's been talking on the phone that loud since i walked in half an hour ago!"
by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009
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Banana thoughts

The period of time when you're still awake, just about to fall asleep and your train of thought warps into the surreal.
"I was thinking about what I was going to have for breakfast tomorrow and just before I fell asleep I suddenly woke up from banana thoughts seeing myself eat cereal with lions wearing glasses"
by gden3367 January 10, 2012
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Butt-Touch Magnet

A person who attracts more than two accidental butt-touches per month.
Sha-nay-nay: Some stranger just touched my butt again!

Teniqua: Oh my gawd girl! You're a butt-touch magnet!!
by The Trampettes April 17, 2013
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Penis Toucher

Someone who touches and/or has sex with multiple penises within a short period of time.
"So how many guys have you been with this week, Gabi?"

"3 lol.... wait 4..... maybe 5"
"Oh hunni you're a penis toucher"
by Mio L Van December 8, 2018
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I thought you were bae but you're just fam

and old vine made in like the time vine was popular
person 1:I thought you were bae but you're just fam

person2: john wait-
by unlistedcali October 27, 2020
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