zero dark thirty

12:30am

The time of the raid will be zero dark thirty.

by Polley the Spy September 17, 2013

Thirteen-and-a-half

12 jurors, 1 judge, and a half-assed chance

The system makes the thirteen-and-a-half a reality for minorities.

by SquiggleTheBlack January 18, 2009

thristy penis

a penis which has either been suffurcated, left in a dry sex hole or sun dried.. which needs to be rehydrated

Deejay:"man my penis is thristy"

skankyho:"you shouldnt have left it in my dry old puss alnight"

Deejay:"yeah i think im gonna go dip it in some water and let it have a drink"

by Swift December 13, 2003

These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty

To tire of, be weary of pushing the "Do No Publish" button on the Urban Dictionary Editorial Station.

These pretzels are making me thirsty, same these dry of humor or of any makable sense suggestions!

by gravy111 November 28, 2010

Thristy Cum Sluts

Common athletic socks that are used as spank rags. The Thristy Cum Sluts are ladies of the night that provide pleasure after drunk dials and booty calls have failed. These sluts must be aware of Sock Pirates (aka white slaving jiz bombers) and avoid them at all cost.

The newly purchased package of Thristy Cum Sluts were lined up waiting to provide pleasure to their master's every needs.

by Mr. Scrickets December 12, 2008

Desert Thirsty Nigga

a desert thirsty nigga -- noun -- a young, ignorant mother fucker that rarely pays his taxes, owns fifteen plus pairs of Jordan's, and can't sink a three in a crucial game situation.

Jeez, J. R. Smith is the most desert thirsty nigga. He be out in da club all early in tha mornin'.

by Race Relations Historian May 16, 2013

Thirsty Bovine

After having anal sex, you take a a glass of milk and pour it in your partners ass. Then drink it out with a straw.

Your mom was lonley, so I made her a thirsty bovine.

by mell-lover121 February 20, 2009