Windows 10

A fairly decent OS.
Aside from the crappy spyware and laggy cortana

Man: "Hey, did you see the new windows 10?"
Man #2: "I mean, its not the best, it has spyware, ugh. disable that. I mean, still better than windows 8!"
Kid: "Windows XP IS BETTER!"

by Dipper "Dippy" "Pines "Dips" April 8, 2017

Windows 2000

A mistake made by a programmer, who accidentally added two extra zeroes at the end of what was supposed to be Windows 2.0.

Oh crap!!! We shipped Windows 2000 with the wrong name!

Meh, no-one will notice.

by TheTechnoToast October 29, 2012

window licker

A Cumberland tactician who just screwed up, big time!

Many students during a class!

by bigsfish May 5, 2005

window job

when a guy puts his penis out of the window and shuts the window hard until he comes.

last night my girlfriend didnt want to have sex, so i gave myself a window job

by coaaoc May 15, 2009

The Windows Plague

A plague that seems to have infected millions of people around the world, it's one known effect is lulling people into the false belief that PC's are better than Mac's. It may sound silly but is an increasing problem having enormous effects on todays society. The one known cure to this malicious disease is an iPod.

Dave: I like my PC cos it runs the best operating system in the world Windows on it.

Harry: Hah looks like you've still got The Windows Plague, here check this out, (hands Dave an iPod)

Dave: Wha-? This is genius! Must of been made by Microsoft.

Harry: -_-; *sigh*

by An On E Mouse February 17, 2008

Window Dew

Mountain Dew that has been sitting outside of a window in the winter, and has received the perfect chilling.

A: Do you have any Dew?

B: Window Dew or Fridge Dew?

A: Definitely Window Dew.

by Cheparino September 21, 2004

window shopping

when you stand next to a window at school with ur mate, where a lot of people going in for next lesson, then you and ur mate pick out girls u would like to fuck

person 1: hey check out the girl with the nice arse
person 2: which one
person 1: the on with the black hair nearest to us
person 2: sweet!! i luv this window shopping its awesome
person 1: gud in it u see all the massive tits from here, its best when there running!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 16, 2009