toxic table

A group of girls that you should NOT mess with EVER

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD it’s the toxic table

by milson jim’s dog July 02, 2020

Buying Tables

Buying tables is female code speak for having sexual intercourse. Usually without strings or outwith a relationship.

"Oh me and Tom went buying tables this afternoon, it was fantastic"
"Richard told me tonight that he's only really interested in buying tables with me"

by Howerd_Stern_Face September 22, 2011

table mating

practicing your bedroom fantasies on the dining room table.

“I just put a hole in the side of my dining table! Now when my girl comes over, i can show her how table mating works.” *smirk*

by SapphireSteel March 25, 2022

Sloppy Table

Have your girl on all fours, like a table, and fuck her doggy style while eating something messy (cheeseburger). Have the condiments and crumbs get all over her back and then cum in it.

And possibly eat it, if you're into that.

I couldn't decide if I was more hungry or horny, so we did the sloppy table.

by RaineBowe March 14, 2024

Padded Table

A padded chair people use to store clothing and other misc. items. ie. chairdrobe

Damn bitch take your shit off my padded table and put it where it belongs.

I'm going to sit on my padded table.

by pyrocycle September 11, 2008

One Table

A common code within the drug underworld used to describe a significant deal with a rival gang.

"Meet you at the restaurant tonight, there is only one table"

by numerouno1999 June 13, 2013

Spin Table

A large lazy susan table with sturdy ball bearing support and a hole in the middle to facilitate penetrating a vagina and rotating it continuously around your cock.

You can see a spin table if you search on sex spin table on Google.

by redains December 29, 2016