when you get a text from someone 65 or older usually with major grammatical mistakes as grandpa jim just now upgraded from his flip phone to a smartphone
me: son did your grandpa text you happy birthday yesterday on his new android ??? kidd: yes the old finger sent me a text it said : hapy birth grndson ii love yyyou he really should have stuck with the flip phone this smart phone is gonna whip his a$$ ...he aint ready for all this
by matty420still... March 6, 2017
Get the old fingermug. 
The act of executing someone with a shotgun at point-blank, similar to the fate Old Yeller met in the 1957 movie of the same name.
by Moomallowz April 9, 2022
Get the Old Yellermug. When one man blows another man. Then, while still blowing him, Fucks him up the ass from the missionary position.
Bruce: Hey Todd, want me to give you The Old Macdonald?
Todd: Sure!
Bruce: Ok, here we go...
Todd: Eeeeee....Iiiiiiii.....Eeeeee....Iiiiii....Ooooooooooh!
Todd: Sure!
Bruce: Ok, here we go...
Todd: Eeeeee....Iiiiiiii.....Eeeeee....Iiiiii....Ooooooooooh!
by Hachi Moro September 23, 2010
Get the The Old Macdonaldmug. When you find an old person, who, rather than being bitter and depressed about her old age, has seemed to develop wisdom and patience from experience, rendering the person more a blast to hang out with than anyone else it seems.
That guy is old gold. We had coffee, he bought me a Greek Mythology book at the store, and he gave me advice that I only understood later when I had time to reflect. Cool!
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
Get the old goldmug. Old Trafford is the famous home of Bruno Fernandes FC and the rest of Manchester U-Shited. The fans that occupy this place are either not from Manchester or used to Support Man City, as they are famous for being the biggest has-beens in Premier League history.
Each visit to this stadium gives Bruno Fernandes a guaranteed Chiropractor exam beachside of the amount of times he carried Man U on his back alone.
Each visit to this stadium gives Bruno Fernandes a guaranteed Chiropractor exam beachside of the amount of times he carried Man U on his back alone.
Guy 1: “The good news is I got us tickets to Liverpool vs Man United, the bad news is that I could only get the away match at Old Trafford.”
Guy 2: “Id rather kill myself.”
Guy 2: “Id rather kill myself.”
by Suck Your Dad December 31, 2020
Get the Old Traffordmug. by Moody Mama April 11, 2016
Get the old goobermug.