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Warriors U

A comic made by Aisha Thani about two boys named Finn and Harv that have adventures while learning how to be warriors (or in Finn's case, a Bard). They are also chased by an evil pink unicorn named Hevvin Angel Bright who drove a whole through Finn's liver when he was little and has been trying to kill him ever since.
It can be found on warriors-u.com and is 1031 pages long.
"Hey, did you read Warriors U?"
"Yeah! It was a really good comic!"
by MyOTPIsSquikin April 25, 2014
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Microphone Warrior

A "Microphone Warrior" is a person that will talk all kinds of smack over a Microphone. Because they are too cowardly to say it to your face. This is common in Gaming & Telephone conversation.
1. Man, I was playing Call of Duty and this "Microphone Warrior" wouldn't stop talking shit.

2. I called this dude to confront him and he was a straight "Microphone Warrior." When I told him where I'd be and to come talk shit to my face he never showed up.
by The OG Shockwaves81 March 13, 2024
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Desperate Warrior

A person who fought a battle for social justice in a stupid and very counterproductive way
When you want to do something at all costs, but you don't have the right mental skills. Often the battle carried on ends up becoming a joke.

Is a subgenre of Social Justice Warrior.
"Of all the problems that exist and that devastate our lives. Have you decided to fight this? You are a desperate warrior."
by Sorry W December 6, 2020
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Meme Warrior

A person who tries to point out obvious logical flaws or incorrect data in a meme that was intended for comedic or entertainment purposes.
Why waste your time being a meme warrior over memes we know aren’t factual?
by The angler September 4, 2023
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rock warrior

An individual who believes that crystals have magical powers and can contain and transfer energy. A rock warrior tends to have very few friends and is usually a big believer in astrology.
Bob: Hey man did you see Jessica playing with those weird crystals?

John: Shes such a rock warrior.
by Boochester21 June 11, 2022
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Wooden Board Warrior

An insufferable person, typically who posts on social media about their whole “unprocessed” foods who can’t go a second without making a video about their raw steak, veggies and honey whilst also making crazy food claims without any evidence or studies.
“These wooden board warriors are acting like anything they put on a board is healthy
by VLTN May 12, 2024
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Lesbian Warrior

Lesbian defender to the max. To the point that you would go to war for them.
John: What’s with the war get-up?
Faith: The lesbians need me. I’m a lesbian warrior
by elemaeoh February 24, 2025
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