Prime Wood

A man who gets a woody thinking of the Autobot, Optimus Prime.

That robot made me pop wood!

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

wood kitchen

Area in your yard for cutting, splitting and piling firewood.

For example, if I had a stack of rough cut logs on one side of my yard, logs cut to length on another side, two or three piles of spit wood (especially if sorted by species) on the other side and a wood splitting station in the middle, my neighbor might say "nice wood kitchen you got goin' there!"

by big donut man March 9, 2011

Sports Wood

A slang term to express how desireable or impressive something is, such as a girl, car, movie or anything that could create excitement.

Man, that chick Sports Wood, Rapist Style! (You can add the additional, Rapist Style when something is ultra exceptional).

by Ferreson September 29, 2004

wood pusher

dumb skaters who dont have a life

oh look at that dumb asz skating & wtf is the point of flipping a piece of fucking wood around your feet! dumb wood pusher

by lokz April 26, 2010

jack wood

A man that loves to put penis into his rear cavity. All he thinks about is the next time he will get his rear end pounded. Is not attracted to females.

That guy jack wood likes dick.

by Bradyhuch December 4, 2019

Zachary wood

A chubby kidd who like to eat asia wok and is a third party to the berry group he also has vip access to the asia wok kitchen

“Watch out for zachary wood he might cook up your dog”

by Beeshup slambo January 12, 2019

wood chucker

An individual who everyday bangs the backs out of one or more girls at a time, while taking cialis.

Dan the man bangs more bitchs than anyone I know. dan is a wood chucker.

by Beaushit February 10, 2020